flatbear:

stabbinemup:

feels-like-fire:

spinningdust:

dirtymackem:

canistakahari:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

thecrazyalaskan:

Oh my God this is so helpful, holy crap.

BUT WHAT ABOUT CELLPHONESSSS

this is pretty much accurate except for the maize?? LOL NO

I would like to confirm that at no point have I referred to corn as “maize”. Good call on everything else, though!

And I will neutralise that by confirming that I would call it maize. ;)

AW DID YOU REBLOG THIS JUST FOR ME? HELPFUL REBAGEL. ;D

Heh, I remember trying to explain the concept of sausage and gravy biscuits to a Brit once.  At first she was horrified, and rightly so!

I would like to humbly add Surname (brit) and Last Name (usa) to this. Whenever I ask someone for their surname at work, I get the weirdest fucking looks. AND THEN I MUTTER ABOUT RUBBISH UNTIL THEY WALK AWAY.

My home life…

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thegeek531:

Brownie Coats by ~patrickballesteros

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Kevin Smith

lady-fett:

I feel like it’s only fitting for me to re-post this right now.

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volumenometry:

like, for real.

for actually.

we all love looking at hilarious pictures of paul ryan acting like a douche bag on this website, but if we don’t vote he’s gonna be VP and the joke’ll be on us.

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becks28nz:

Loki’s Photo Shoot by ~deanwinchester1990

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